mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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