:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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