I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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