We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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