Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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