I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
