you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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