i don't like sucking hair
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
The air taste purple.
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