i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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