i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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