Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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