I'm jealous of your bromance
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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