I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize