She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
