I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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