dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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