Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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