Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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