Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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