would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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