Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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