Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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