I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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