I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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