he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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