Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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