This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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