Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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