Where is the hickey?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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