I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize