all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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