when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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