absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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