talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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