It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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