I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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