Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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