doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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