i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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