u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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