well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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