Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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