sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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