i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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