All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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