question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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