Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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