Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
it was like eating out sand paper
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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