Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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