I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
That reminds me...we need to get swords
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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