Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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