When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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