no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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