After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
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