can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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