Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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