I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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