I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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